Today..Overheard at work - "If my Mom was banging Tiger Woods, then I wouldn't be stuck in this shithole either."

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Today...I rode all around town with a new co-worker. She followed her introduction with "I drive really crazy, so don't be scared."

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Today...I wish I remembered my boss was following me on Twitter =(

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Today...The new cell phones we received were so old school, Zack Morris' phone is an upgrade.

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Today...I worked with an over-the-top hardcore strange lesbian that made Lady Gaga look like Mr. Rogers.

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Today...If my day were any stranger my bike ride home would have included a trip across the moon with an alien riding on my handlebars.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 12/08/2009

Today...Management gathered everyone together for a surprise birthday party complete with cake and balloons for a co-worker. The guy was really surprised because his birthday was last month!

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 12/07/2009

Today...The idea of a wknd off is a pipe dream. I know exactly where I would stick the pipe into my boss.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 12/06/2009

Today...A middle aged guy told a cute coordinator sipping on bottled water that the bottle was ribbed for her pleasure.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 12/03/2009

Today...A husband and wife team at work were were complimented by a dumbshit employee saying they work together so well like family.

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