Today...Remember the old saying about opinions and assholes,everyone's got one.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 11/30/2009

Today...Was the 1st day back from vaca and I literally forgot where my office was.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 11/30/2009

Today...If a picture is worth a thousand words, a blackmail photo is worth $1,000 bonus.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 11/30/2009

Today...Is it considered sexual harassment if you back up too quickly into a compromising position into a door knob at work?

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 11/25/2009

Today...My slightly retarded childlike co-workers were more annoying than a Carrot Top DVD.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 11/24/2009

Today...Was training day part 3. The last few days @ work felt like a training montage from Rocky 4, sans snow capped mountains and Russian antagonist.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 11/23/2009

Today...VPN stands for Virtual Pain in Neck.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 11/22/2009

Today...After getting a verbal thrashing, my spacy co-worker worked the rest of the day like Keanu Reeves on ritalin.

Replies(0) | Hired(1) | Fired(0) 11/20/2009

Today...I was so lost in new employee orientation that I almost issued an Amber alert.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(1) 11/20/2009

Today...I discovered 30 mins into my staff meeting that 5 Taco Bell supreme tacos was not a good lunch choice.

Replies(0) | Hired(1) | Fired(0) 11/19/2009