Today...was so boring at work that we had multiple email conversations regarding the best way to make instant coffee.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 11/18/2009

Today...I answered all the questions asked of me via Bon Jovi lyrics.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 11/17/2009

Today...Was my first day of training and if I would have to say a #2 pencil had more personality than half the class.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 11/17/2009

Today...HR was like a trained team of assassins armed with pink slips. (they were very sneaky)

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 10/28/2009

Today...Why didn't they layoff the assholes?

Replies(0) | Hired(2) | Fired(0) 10/28/2009

Today...The only way my day could get any worse would be if I found out Jessica Biel was my sister.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 10/28/2009

Today...My job was like a box of chocolates made of colon blow.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 09/25/2009

Today...If you were able to personify all the retards at my office into one person - it would be Corky from Life Goes On. They try hard but still leave you wondering WTF?

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(1) 09/23/2009

Today...If my company blows any more sunshine up my ass while they're screwing me - I'm going to shit skittles.

Replies(0) | Hired(2) | Fired(0) 09/23/2009

Today...The crazy a-holes I work for @ an amusement park had my minimum wage ass walk across the park w/over $50k in cash in a backpack. Those bastards are lucky the dealer didn't have the Lexus in my color.

Replies(0) | Hired(1) | Fired(0) 09/13/2009