Today...I dropped a bin full of dirty dishes on an old lady today. Our special was oysters, today was not a good day.

Replies(1) | Hired(0) | Fired(1) 09/13/2009

Today...The only raise my company extended to its employees was the middle finger.

Replies(0) | Hired(4) | Fired(0) 09/11/2009

Today...Was my 5 year company anniversary and all I got was a shitty cheap ass watch and a kick in the pants. Thanks a-holes

Replies(1) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 08/22/2009

Today...I worked with so many dicks, my exit interview was a HIV test.

Replies(0) | Hired(1) | Fired(0) 08/22/2009

Today...Someone I work with placed a company newspaper ad just as planned...but with the wrong phone number. The # was to a phone sex hotline.

Replies(0) | Hired(0) | Fired(0) 08/05/2009

Today...Senior management invited all of us cubicle dwellers to lunch - they brought us to Costco for pizza and $1.50 hotdog & soda combos.

Replies(0) | Hired(1) | Fired(0) 08/05/2009

Today...My billion dollar company couldn't give me a new f#cking stapler that works correctly cause of "administrative budget constraints."

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Today...One of my coworkers a shy, quiet female had enough of someone's crap and her manager was discussing possible solutions with her. After listening calmly for quite a while she responded "I just want to pop a cap in his ass."

Replies(0) | Hired(2) | Fired(1) 08/05/2009

Today...I was so fed up at work because I couldn't find an ethernet cord that when my co-worker asked me why I even needed it because the blding had wireless I yelled back - "Because I am going to hang myself" in front of the whole office.

Replies(0) | Hired(2) | Fired(0) 08/05/2009